A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
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4.02.2009
To Make You Smile!
3.27.2009
Item: TBAS
3.24.2009
Easiest Bread EVER!
Labels: recipe
3.21.2009
Baby/Toddler/Children's bracelets with freshwater pearls
Toddler/Children's bracelets with Cat's Eye Fiber Optic Beads
Toddler/Children's Bracelets with Mother of Pearl Discs
3.20.2009
Sterling Silver Baby Bracelets
Item: SSB5 4.5"-5.5" adj.
Yesterday's Venture
So, yesterday I got crazy and decided to try making these sticky buns that I had seen on a Food Network episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay. So, I found the recipe here on Food Network's website. Now, this recipe had alot of bad reviews. People said it was unclear and didn't work out. So, I did make a couple of changes:
Labels: recipe
3.17.2009
A Bit About Me...and a recipe
So, I thought it would be fun to do a post and tell you a little about myself. My name is Emily and I am a stay at home mom to 4 sons. I have another son on the way, due in June. Mostly my days are filled with driving kids around, making meals, and cleaning up after kids. I was raised in a family of seven girls (I am right in the middle). So, I really have no idea what to do with boys! I have learned that boys are very loud, very active, and very messy! They are also quite funny and my youngest is the snuggliest child I have ever known!
Labels: recipe
2.12.2009
Item: 0212
1.21.2009
Item:0121b
1.15.2009
Item: 0116b
Item: 0116a
Item: 0116
Item: WB-a
Labels: brown, cream, pearls, watch, watch band
Item: 0115a
6.12.2008
6.11.2008
Item: 0610a
6.05.2008
6.02.2008
Blessing/Christening Bracelet
5.28.2008
Item: B-d
5.26.2008
Item: B-f
5.23.2008
Item: B-h
5.17.2008
Item: Baby-a
5.11.2008
Item: Mother/Baby set a
5.10.2008
Items: Tagua blue, Tagua Orange, Tagua Yellow
Orange- symbol mean "self confidence".
5.09.2008
Item: N-e
Item: B-v
Item: B-z
5.03.2008
Item: B-nn
1.06.2008
Item: 0606a
1.01.2008
Item: 0609b
1.02.2007
End of School GIVEAWAY Prize!
1.01.2007
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